This is perfect for celebrating Chicago’s two greatest St. Patrick’s Day traditions: green beer and Green River. Which one comes first? That’s a debate as old as bad decisions on March 17th. Either way, both are questionable, both are unnecessary, and both will somehow make their way into your weekend. At least this shirt is a smart choice—soft, stylish, and way more timeless than a cup of artificially dyed regret. Get yours before they’re gone.