Not everyone is blessed with a green thumb.

If you've ever followed the care instructions, watched three tutorials, bought the fancy pot, and still managed to turn a thriving plant into a memorial service, this shirt is for you.

The "I Kill Plants" tee is a badge of honor for accidental plant assassins, serial succulent offenders, and anyone who's ever said, "It looked healthy yesterday."

Made from soft, lightweight combed and ring spun cotton with just the right amount of stretch, it's comfortable enough for garden center trips, plant shopping sprees, and explaining why your latest fern didn't make it.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now! 

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.