Not everyone is blessed with a green thumb.

If you've ever followed the care instructions, watched three tutorials, bought the fancy pot, and still managed to turn a thriving plant into a memorial service, this shirt is for you.

The "I Kill Plants" tee is a badge of honor for accidental plant assassins, serial succulent offenders, and anyone who's ever said, "It looked healthy yesterday."

Made from soft, lightweight combed and ring spun cotton with just the right amount of stretch, it's comfortable enough for garden center trips, plant shopping sprees, and explaining why your latest fern didn't make it.

Features:
• 100% combed and ring spun cotton
• Soft, lightweight feel with comfortable stretch
• Pre shrunk fabric
• Side seamed construction
• Shoulder to shoulder taping

Because acceptance is the first step. The second step is probably buying another plant anyway.